COUNT YOUR CHICKENS NOW 'cuz they ain't never gonna hatch

by Larynx Zillion's Novelty Shop

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1.	SOUTHPAWS UNITE (larboard mix) 04:30	info	buy track
2.	FALSE ALARM 03:26	info	buy track
3.	SWOLLEN GLANDS 02:44	info	buy track
4.	VAG THE BOND & THE BOLA PIRATES 04:46	info	buy track
5.	THE MISSING LINK 03:56	lyrics	buy track
Lyrics refer to the academic view "proof has to be in the pudding." when in fact the more we know the less we know - you know? This song is from their 6-song flexi EP [includes a "No Right Turn" sticker and lyric sheet insert].
6.	WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER - I'll Still Be Here 03:09	info	buy track
7.	SOUTHPAWS UNITE 04:25	info	buy track
8.	IN US GOD TRUSTS 02:45	info	buy track
9.	ALL OR NOTHING 02:58	info	buy track
10.	NOVELTY PATROL 02:12	info	buy track
11.	BUTTON IT UP 02:10	lyrics	buy track
Why do I talk to myself? Seems to me with all of you around that I could talk to you as well. Well? Why do I have to be this way? I verbalize a lot but most of all I keep it to myself. What's the point in talking if you don't have much to say?
12.	QUEEN OF QUEENS (Crucifixion Mix) 03:59	info	buy track
13.	FUNNY BONE (Elbonic Dance Edit) 01:53	lyrics	buy track
"1-2-3-4-5-6-7!"
14.	I FEEL FINE (Unmedicated Scream Mix) 02:21	info	buy track
15.	CUSTER'S LAST STAND (Arrowhead Radio Remix) 03:21	info	buy track
16.	FALSE ALARM (7:00 am Alarm Mix) 03:31	info	buy track
17.	SWOLLEN GLANDS (Sick Mix) 02:44		buy track
18.	FALSE ALARM (New Millennium Mix) 03:27	info	buy track
19.	ZILLION'S EPITAPH - Patrol Memorial 03:13	info	buy track

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COUNT YOUR CHICKENS NOW ‘Cuz they ain’t never gonna hatch'
is comprised of 90% previously released material from their heyday in the 1990's. Flexies, 45 rpm vinyl, and Cassettes digitized directly from the master mix tapes, available for 1st time ever on bandcamp and CD.

This revolving group of misfits was Ann Arbor's avant garde glam pop band. It began its course as a solo recording project in 1987 but morphed into reality the following decade with various real (and imagined) band members. Truth be told, the bulk of these recordings here are solo production efforts, but Larynx had fun never letting the press darlings in on that fact.

Influences; Adam and the Ants, Killing Joke, The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, Alice Cooper (1st three LP's only) all with a touch of Don Van Vliet and Charles Ives.

Special Thanks to all personnel ever involved and/or associated with THE SHOP; musicians, roadies, stage hands, managers, and press darlings.

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released April 1, 2022

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Larynx Zillion's Novelty Shop Ann Arbor, Michigan

Eclectic Glam Avant-Rock ... 'conceived' during the 80's, actualized during the 90's, and then re-imagined in late 2015. Note: The Shop finally evaporated for good in 2018, leaving decades of wild recordings available here (both downloads and hard copy purchases). Influences: Adam & the Ants, Charles Ives, Killing Joke, Arthur Brown, and Alice Cooper. ... more

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